Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Final Fantasy rants
Note: People who are not into Final Fantasy (FFX for that matter) should just ignore this entry, cos you prob wun understand what the hell i am talking ranting about. You have been warned.
I think the folks at Squaresoft are not just geniuses, they are sadists as well. For creating such CRAZY SIDE-QUESTS to acquire the legendary weapons!! Like the person who wrote one of the online walkthroughs, I AM ABOUT TO HURL MYBROTHER'S PS2 OUT OF MY WINDOW!!!
THE CHOCOBO RACE IS DRIVING ME NUTZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
I H.A.T.E. chocobos now... i hate the BGM that comes on when i'm riding one. i hate their squeak. Dun even tell me they are cute, cos that silly chocobo race to get Tidus's legendary weapon is driving me up the wall!!!! The stupid BLIND birds that keep flying into me and my stupid-hard-to-control chocobo... and the stupid trainer that keeps BLOCKING me and snatching away my balloons i think i will need to race another 1000 times to get a perfect timing of 0:00sec. -__- Gaaahhhh!!!! Iyayaaaaaaaa~~~~~~~ My best time now is still only 10. sthg secs!!!! How loooong will this crazy side quest take????!?!! i wish i can IGNORE this side quest... but why must it be Tidus's weapon of all people??? Baah!!! Bad news is i am a FF perfectionist. I am the kind that must accomplish every single side quest, discover all the secrets and unlock all the legendary weapons. And Tidus is the lead!! How can i let him meet Sin without his ultimate weapon??? Dame, dame, dame. And the worst thing is, my Tidus is so weak. LOL~ Somehow had him wander into Lulu's sphere grid so now my Tidus actually uses (weak) black magic. LMAAOOO~~~ I had to spend one teleport sphere to get him back to his original startpoint when i realised EVEN MY RIKKU IS STRONGER THAN HIM!!! LOL~~~ And it is weird when Tidus starts casting erm.. Blizzara desho??? And to think all the walkthroughs by now states that the strongest characters should be Tidus, Wakka and Auron. Haaa... my Tidus can't even cast Haste. *hides Tidus in embarrassment*
Seriously, Tidus' weapon better be worth all the headache. i swear looking out for birds for too long gets my head spinning. But i got a new fear. Cos i am playing the international version and apparently they jumbled up the order of items in this version (compared to the original). If i only get some Mega-elixir for all this crappp...... *I* will jump out of my window.... only that i live on the second floor. -__-;;;
First it was the butterfly catching game that had my heart palpitating, then it's this crazy ridiculous chocobo race (did i mention i hate chocobos??!). Then someone reminded me of the OTHER crazy side quest... where i have to dodge lightning 200 times at Thunder Plains... GAWD!!! The Squaresoft people are sadist alright. That is where my brother stopped i think. He could NEVER dodge 200 successfully in a row. I see his Tidus jumping around in the plains for DAYS.... hahahhah... (opps, i shouldn't laugh) So up til today, he still has not completed the game. OH MY GOODNESS. i rather be fighting Omega Weapon anytime... why can't they just have intellectual boss fights to acquire items???!! Mou~
Anywaayyyyzzz, a friend sent me a link to this parody video of role playing games, particularly Final Fantasy. It already has more than a million hits and it is sooooooooo funny!!!!! I think those people who plays FF long enough will totally ENJOY it.. ahhahaha!!!! Yvonne!! YOU MUST WATCH!!!! (if you haven't) i laughed and laughed and laughed until i feel like puking, seriously. ROFLMAO~~~ Some people are sooo darn free to do all these, but i really must applaud their efforts. Hahahhaha~~~ They are obviously seasoned gamers and you have to sorta be one too to catch all the parodies. Hahahha~~~ Me, i started laughing like crazy the moment "Circlehard" came out and the brrrruuunnnnggg sound effect.
I think the folks at Squaresoft are not just geniuses, they are sadists as well. For creating such CRAZY SIDE-QUESTS to acquire the legendary weapons!! Like the person who wrote one of the online walkthroughs, I AM ABOUT TO HURL MY
THE CHOCOBO RACE IS DRIVING ME NUTZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
I H.A.T.E. chocobos now... i hate the BGM that comes on when i'm riding one. i hate their squeak. Dun even tell me they are cute, cos that silly chocobo race to get Tidus's legendary weapon is driving me up the wall!!!! The stupid BLIND birds that keep flying into me and my stupid-hard-to-control chocobo... and the stupid trainer that keeps BLOCKING me and snatching away my balloons i think i will need to race another 1000 times to get a perfect timing of 0:00sec. -__- Gaaahhhh!!!! Iyayaaaaaaaa~~~~~~~ My best time now is still only 10. sthg secs!!!! How loooong will this crazy side quest take????!?!! i wish i can IGNORE this side quest... but why must it be Tidus's weapon of all people??? Baah!!! Bad news is i am a FF perfectionist. I am the kind that must accomplish every single side quest, discover all the secrets and unlock all the legendary weapons. And Tidus is the lead!! How can i let him meet Sin without his ultimate weapon??? Dame, dame, dame. And the worst thing is, my Tidus is so weak. LOL~ Somehow had him wander into Lulu's sphere grid so now my Tidus actually uses (weak) black magic. LMAAOOO~~~ I had to spend one teleport sphere to get him back to his original startpoint when i realised EVEN MY RIKKU IS STRONGER THAN HIM!!! LOL~~~ And it is weird when Tidus starts casting erm.. Blizzara desho??? And to think all the walkthroughs by now states that the strongest characters should be Tidus, Wakka and Auron. Haaa... my Tidus can't even cast Haste. *hides Tidus in embarrassment*
Seriously, Tidus' weapon better be worth all the headache. i swear looking out for birds for too long gets my head spinning. But i got a new fear. Cos i am playing the international version and apparently they jumbled up the order of items in this version (compared to the original). If i only get some Mega-elixir for all this crappp...... *I* will jump out of my window.... only that i live on the second floor. -__-;;;
First it was the butterfly catching game that had my heart palpitating, then it's this crazy ridiculous chocobo race (did i mention i hate chocobos??!). Then someone reminded me of the OTHER crazy side quest... where i have to dodge lightning 200 times at Thunder Plains... GAWD!!! The Squaresoft people are sadist alright. That is where my brother stopped i think. He could NEVER dodge 200 successfully in a row. I see his Tidus jumping around in the plains for DAYS.... hahahhah... (opps, i shouldn't laugh) So up til today, he still has not completed the game. OH MY GOODNESS. i rather be fighting Omega Weapon anytime... why can't they just have intellectual boss fights to acquire items???!! Mou~
Anywaayyyyzzz, a friend sent me a link to this parody video of role playing games, particularly Final Fantasy. It already has more than a million hits and it is sooooooooo funny!!!!! I think those people who plays FF long enough will totally ENJOY it.. ahhahaha!!!! Yvonne!! YOU MUST WATCH!!!! (if you haven't) i laughed and laughed and laughed until i feel like puking, seriously. ROFLMAO~~~ Some people are sooo darn free to do all these, but i really must applaud their efforts. Hahahhaha~~~ They are obviously seasoned gamers and you have to sorta be one too to catch all the parodies. Hahahha~~~ Me, i started laughing like crazy the moment "Circlehard" came out and the brrrruuunnnnggg sound effect.
Dou?? LOL~ Caught the parodies??? It's soooo funny to see real people running so unnaturally in a straight line, one after another.. and how they barged into the person's house to examine his erm... girlfriend's undergarments even thou he told them to get out??? I LOVE THAT!!! Hahahha... in FF, we are forever EXAMINING things (or running off in a totally different direction to complete some crazy side quests) even when we are unwelcomed and there's like urgent missions (with high tension BGM) to be done!! It's like Cid's asking us to "hurry up!! the place is going to blow up!!" but nonono , we run into the worker's quarters to look for treasure chests. Then there's the part when the people run into the wall in the bedroom and keep on running. HAHAHAHHAHAH!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!! THAT IS SO CLASSIC!!! Then the part where they show "scenery" before the start of a battle... and oh my gawd, the girl is such a weak healer!! LOL~~~ And when she starts attacking allies when she's confused... hahahhahahah... alamak!!! *laugh until stomachache* And oh, of course... the summoning of the erm... *cough* aeon. BY HANDPHONE!!!! oh my goodnesss...... LMAAOOOOOO~~~~~~~~ Kudos to the team who made this. Imagine if i get my friends to go out with sticks and baseball gear and battle each other in an open field, i think the mental hospital will get us before i get KO the enemy! Hahahhaha~~~