Waterfall & Wings Version 1

THANK GOD THEY DIDN'T DISFIGURE TAKKI!!! Maybe Hosoki made a special request. Fufufu... thou hmm, that white outfit, what issit supposed to be?? Reminds me of Diamond nonetheless. They had the children ask questions and the most innocent (yet not necessary easy to answer) questions came up.

"Do ghosts exist?"

"How did I come about?"

Then there was boy who asked... "Why are my ears so big?" LOLLL~~~~ *starts choking on Tom Yam soup*

Ueda: "O-Jizo-san, the boy wants to know why his ears are so big!"
(Teppei was dressed up as a stone statue of Jizo, a certain deity in Japanese culture.)

And it's absolutely hilarious here because Jizo has HUGE ears as you can see from the screencap! And the Teppei trapped inside the Jizo costume even has a wire to tug on to open and close the mouth of the crow with popping eyes perched on his shoulder!! LOL~~

Teppei: "Eh... isn't it hereditary?"

Children: "... ..."

Ueda: "What kind of answer is that??"

Teppei: "Do you all understand?? Reply!"
(And Teppei started walking towards the children causing a ruckus! Hahahha, a walking stone figurine!!)

Then there was this other boy named Kazuma who took forever to get his question out! He was initially very talkative but the moment Hosoki picked on him, he suddenly got nervous.

Boy: "How... How..."

Guests: "Gambare, Kazuma!"

Boy: "How... ..."

Ueda: "Why did you get nervous all of a sudden?"

Hosoki: "Ask in your own words!"

And it took like one whole minute of hearing him say "Doushitara..." (meaning "How") before THE QUESTION finally popped.

Boy: "How do you get married to a beautiful person?"

LMAAAOOO~~~ Suddenly the male guests in the studio were commenting what a brilliant question it was!

But I must say Hosoki has a way with talking to kids. She will be a very wise grandmother kana.. hahahaha, i suddenly wish he will be the god-grandmother of Takki's kids in future. XDDD

Then for the regular segment where celebrities go on the show, the guest that day was an ojiisan called Murano. Takki learnt that he had went to Hosoki's house in Kyoto before and starts whining that Hosoki has never invited him before. LOL~~

Takki: "You went to sensei's house before? Even I haven't gone before. She never really invites me yo. Mou~~"

Hosoki: "What are you talking about??"

Murano: "Ahh, why is that so, sensei?"

Hosoki: "Because if I invite him to my house, I will want to hug him. "

Takki literally FLIPPED. Hosoki-baba!! LMAO~~~~ You know what?? WE UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL!!!! Hahahhahahahhahah~~~~

And then it is the usual talk with the guest... many funny stuff here and there but I shall skip to the funniest part at the end, where Hosoki went a little bersek. XDDD The climax of the segment is usually at the end, when Hosoki tells the fortune of the guest. So it's always chotto nerve-wrecking for the guest. She tells Murano this time that there is one critical and life threatening issue soon to evolve in his life and everyone went silent and serious...

BUT HOSOKI STARTS BURSTING OUT IN LAUGHTER!!! LOL~~~~ The guest totally went like -__-... Then, Hosoki finally got her act together...

Hosoki: "Pls visit the doctor."

Murano: (who wears such a grave look on his face) "Doctor? Which field?"

Hosoki: "Urology."

Murano: (pauses) "... .... Heh??"

Hosoki: (admist giggles) "To check your o xxxn xxxn..."
(Hosoki actually said "o chin chin", which means the male genitals but they block out the sound using some sound effects instead.. Hahah~)

Murano: "O xxxn xxxn?!"

Hosoki: "There are dekimono so pls visit the doctor!"
(Hosoki had to struggle to finish her sentence before she burst out in laughter. Dekimono means boils or blotches.)

Murano: "There are dekimono??... Well, it's true there are times when I feel itchy down there..."

LMAOOO~~~ Takki totally went wild laughing here... Wakakakka~
*chokes somemore and spews out noodles*

Then there was this part when Hosoki was at a loss of words and couldn't help NOT looking at the guest's crotch area.

Hosoki: "Sono... eh... sono..."
(eyes waver to and back the guest's crotch)

Ueda: "Sensei, pls stop staring at people like that!"

And Hosoki got so embarrassed. LMAO~~~ What happened to the always cool and calm Hosoki?? I feel like one year plus with Zubari had definitely soften her somewhat. And though she always scolds Cream Stew for their baka-ness, she really likes them a lot too. But of course, her NUMBER ONE will always be Takki.. hiakhiak~

I love this show. ^^

And to the person who sent me Zubari epis, you know who you are! Thank you!! *muacks*

And oh, I was calculating and if I am not wrong, I am a 火星人（－）, "negative Mars" according to the system of divination that Hosoki developed. Maybe I can go invest in one of her books and see what kind of advice she offers! Hahaha~ By the way Takki is a 木星人（＋）, "positive Jupiter". You can find out what you are from here too! Have fun! Gotta run and work on Yoshi Epi 44!

31 days to Takki solo con!!! =333

// posted by snuffles @ 1:25 AM